i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Randomize
