Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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