I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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