i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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