Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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