try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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