we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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