Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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