Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We talked him into tasing himself.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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