Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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