The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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