I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
you never un-have a 4some
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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