belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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