Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
