morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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