if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
