White coat. Heels.
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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