Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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