Sacagawea was the original milf.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
