I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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