We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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