i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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