i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
how do flat chested girls get laid?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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