I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
porn star boner night. come get it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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