do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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