she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
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