yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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