are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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