I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
