Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
no, he came in my armpit
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
