i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
