I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
i think im in europe. pls send help
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