No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I can't turn off my feet"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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