brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
