I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I am available for nakedness
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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