Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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