I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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