Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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