im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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