due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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