new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Randomize
