Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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