I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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