I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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