My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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