His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
