I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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