Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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