In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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