To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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